santa banta jokes in hindi | santa banta चुटकुले in hindi | संता बंता जोक्स इन हिंदी फॉर व्हाट्सएप्प
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| santa banta jokes in hindi |
Santa apni girlfriend ko ‘I Luv U’ kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
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Santa asks: Who are you?
Wife: How dare you forget your wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
Banta asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa: Can't you read 'Parking for two-wheelers only'?
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, agar success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
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Santa: Doc saab, mein chashma laga ke pad to sakunga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Santa: Raat film mein ek chudail kabhi mere aage, kabhi mere peeche ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Kaun si film thi?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!
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Santa joined NASA. After one month, the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA.
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye.
Banta: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
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Santa: Today is Sunday and I want to enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets.
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents.
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
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Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein.
Santa: Tu chal, mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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In an interview:
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…
He drank poison and said: Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Captain of Military: Naujawano, aage bado…
(Santa aage nahin bada)
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha…
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Banta: Yaar, teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua. Vaise hua kya tha?
Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe mein.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar karke aankh bach gayi.
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Santa apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri biwi ko dekhta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo. Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who are you?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
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Santa went to a battery shop and asked to change the battery.
The shopkeeper
asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
